you guys should be so very proud of me.
its six o four and i finally have plans. hehe
okay so my mom brought home a muffin and a danish and i was like “I GET THE DANISH” and my sister katherine was like “THE MUFFIN IS MINE. NO ONE EAT IT.” so she goes out for sushi and i take a nap and i go downstairs and my danish is gone so i ate half of the top of the muffin and katherine got home and start yelling at me for eating the muffin so i said “i’m not sorry it was delicious” and my mom yelled at us because katherine was yelling so katherine ran upstairs and slammed her door and she posted a status saying “i can’t wait to get away from this family shit.” and i was like “I ATE YOUR MUFFIN. GET OVER IT.” and a few of her friends liked it so she came into the office crying and she’s like “DON’T EVER SAY SHIT LIKE THAT ON MY STATUS” and i was like “IT WAS A MUFFIN.” and she was like “this has been such a stressful week and i was looking forward to that muffin and then you ate it. you ruined my life.” so i said “IT. WAS. A. MUFFIN.” and she slapped me in the mouth and walked out my lips are numb but seriously IT WAS HALF THE TOP OF A FUCKING MUFFIN
